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One person buys it for insomnia; entire family ends up stealing it to stare at the meteor shower while pretending to sleep.

That moment when frozen ice cream requires actual wrist strength and a heated scoop solves it by just existing in your hand.

Built-in Type-C and USB ports because you shouldn't have to choose between keeping your phone alive and keeping your dignity at Gate 4B.

Carry a blender like a water bottle and suddenly you're the person who makes fresh lassis in the parking lot.

The only way to get a workout while standing perfectly still and questioning your life choices.

Your brother will build it once, steal it permanently, and you'll find it on his desk three years later next to his other "borrowed" things.

A power bank that props itself up, charges wirelessly, AND guilt-trips you with sad robot eyes when it's low — your phone's emotional support animal.

A levitating glowing bulb that rotates in mid-air — completely unnecessary, absolutely worth it.