AmmaJaan

Looks expensive. Is not. Finally, a reason to stop eyeballing your pegs like you're defusing a bomb.

Guests will assume you're fancier than you actually are the moment they see a mushroom-shaped glass hit the table.

Amma will absolutely confiscate this thinking it's real, then use it to light her kitchen stove while giving you a 20-minute lecture on your life choices.

Turns out the whole time your whiskey tasted wrong, the ice was the culprit.

Press down, cap flies off, magnet catches it — a penguin just outsmarted every bottle opener you own.